11 People You Find on Facebook
Which of these stereotypes are you?
Admit it. As much as you love all your friends, there are certain ones who you'd rather not see online. From the over-sharers to the moody status posters, sometimes our Facebook friends can get on our last nerves. Check out the 11 different people you come across on Facebook below!
Please, go on telling me your superior thoughts on healthcare, taxes, and gun control via Facebook comments.
THE SELFIE QUEEN
Every selfie is usually accompanied by a serious face and captioned with lyrics from a mediocre song.
THE PREGNANT FRIEND
Get ready for 39 weeks of belly pics, with captions like, "17 weeks along and have only gained 2 pounds!" They'll also give you weekly updates on what they are craving and the status of their belly button.
If your friend was an over-sharer when she was pregnant, wait until she actually has the kid! Get ready for 234463446 pictures of their baby sleeping, eating, and crying, along with updates on their potty training status, and recipes from the latest batch of organic baby food they made.
THE FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC
Every status update is either referencing how drunk they got last weekend, or how drunk they are going to get this weekend. They also love to instagram photos of all their adult beverages.
THE HUMAN ROLLER COSTER
One day they are gushing about how their life and friends are totally awesome, the next they are crying because everyone in their life sucks.
THE HEALTH NUT
They recently just lost 15 pounds using (insert fad diet/supplement here)! Need proof? Don't worry, they'll post 456345 shirtless mirror pics. You should totally buy their product so you can look awesome too!
This guy has asked you to be his friend 12 times already. Refusing only leads to him sending you personal messages, like, "I just wanted to tell you that you are really beautiful" .Oh thanks! I just wanted to tell you that you are getting blocked!
Get ready for your feed to be filled with kissing pictures of the two, accompanied with captions like: "Can't believe I'm his! I'm the luckiest girl in the world!" Weird, that's the same thing you said about your last boyfriend 3 months ago.
Wow, I didn't know I was Facebook friends with a celebrity! Oh, wait. I'm not. Enough with the "model" pics and jet setter statuses.
Think you don't fall into any of these categories? Then you're probably the judger, silently rolling your eyes as you scroll through your news feed. The good news? You don't over share on Facebook, so no one knows how you really feel!
Which one of these stereotypes are you? Tweet me, @DaniOnUS105!