A police chief in Ohio taught himself some big lessons a few weeks ago . . . don't eat dessert before breakfast, and don't steal other people's food.  He got up one morning and he was really hungry, so he ate a cake that his daughter had left in the fridge.  The whole cake.  But he didn't know it was a WEED CAKE.  (His name is Mike Berkemeier, from a town called Laurelville.  After eating the cake he got REALLY stoned, and he didn't know what was going on.  He says he thought he was going insane.  He drove himself to the hospital and they gave him a sedative, and eventually he was fine.  Although, probably hungry all over again.those dang munchies.