Let's be honest, I'm not buying Arnold's accent anymore.  He's lived in this country longer than he lived in Austria.  How could he possibly still have the worst broken English on the continent?

That being said, Arnold recently went "undercover" at a Gold's Gym in some lame attempt at promoting after school care.  He should be promoting Hooked on Phonics.  The video is only funny in the way your crazy uncle was funny because he never figured out people were laughing "at" him and not "with" him.  Every person in the video knows something's up.  You can't hide the accent, and you can't hide the years of steroid abuse.  As a matter of fact, I can think of only three other celebrities who would do a worse undercover job than Arnold.

 

 

 

As a matter of fact, I can think of only three other celebrities who would do a worse undercover job than Arnold.

 

  • 1

    Clint Eastwood

    From the low grumble of his constantly-hoarse voice to the squinted eyes, Clint Eastwood is Clint Eastwood.  Cop, cowboy, bad guy, owner of monkey, whatever the role, it's Clint being Clint.

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  • 2

    Mike Tyson

    Mike Tyson has made a career of blowing up people's faces with his hands.  He'd blow our minds if he could ever pull off anything undercover.  I'd love to see him go undercover as a drill sergeant in the US Marine Corps.

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  • 3

    Gilbert Gottfried

    We got to know his voice as the Aflac duck, but the eyes are the window to the soul.  It's just too bad we've never seen Gilbert's eyes.  I think he'd be very entertaining going undercover as a stripper at a bachelorette party.

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