August 1st is National Mustard Day
Romans sent the seeds to France, and this is what was created.
We all have our quirks. I hate pickles. They're the most disgusting thing on the planet.
"Lets take a cucumber and let it rot in gasoline. MMM delicious. Why am I dying?"
Do you mind if I eat this pickle?""Yes. Get the #$#$ out.
O.K. yes I know they don't use gasoline, but they might as well. I once kicked a guy out of my car because he had the nerve to bring a pickle in.
munch munch "Do you mind if I eat this pickle?"
"Yes. Get the #$#$ out."
"You gonna pull over first?"
"No. Either the pickle goes out the window, or you both do."
I have another friend that hates mustard. Can't stand it the way I can't stand pickles. Taking the two of us through a burger drive thru is a treat.
Well today is his horrible day, as it's National Mustard Day. I enjoy mustard on my eggs. I don't eat it unless someone has pissed me off. Because 4 hours after I eat the mustard, I create Mustard Gas! I once cleared a gymnasium. Proud Day.