Just ate the best ribs I've ever had. There's no picture cuz I ate them too fast. #nexttime #millerssmokehouse

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Have you ever heard of Urban Dictionary? If you have kids who use slang or you aren't 'hip' to the culture, you've probably gone to the website and done a quick search on what "hyphy" means. Or maybe you looked at the title and asked "what does NSFW mean"? Today, we looked up Belton and Harker Heights and boy did they get not-so-great definitions.

See some of the top-rated definitions of Belton on Urban Dictionary:

A crappy little city between Austin and Waco that most people have never heard of, though anyone that has ever driven on I-H35 in Texas has probably stopped there to get gas and take a shit.

Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support.

"I go to the university of Mary Hardin Baylor in Belton."
"Oh Baylor! in Waco?"
"Yeah Baylor..."

I prefer my own definition of Belton - where I currently live. A city with some of the best BBQ I've had and a quaint downtown with some decent bars and friendly people. Not to mention the lake! If y'all don't like Belton, don't even think about crowding our lake this summer!


The Urban Dictionary definition of Harker Heights is even less flattering as it "kills two birds with one stone," throwing neighboring city Killeen into the mix:

As close to rich as you can get in the ghetto. Close enough to Fort Hood to suck out the life monies of the soldiers; yet far enough away to be just outside of the crime. Given time, the neighboring city of Killeen with overwhelm it and the ghetto shall rein supreme once more.

 

"The Killeen Mall will fall and Market Heights in Harker Heights will rule until the mallpeople migrate over there."
What are your definitions of Belton and Harker Heights? Hopefully they're better than these on Urban Dictionary!