Today's STUPID CRIMINAL...On Friday morning, a burglar tried to break into a bar in Chicago, but couldn't get in . . . because the door said "PUSH" and he kept trying to PULL. 

He tried to open the door, but obviously didn't read the sign that said "Push", not "Pull".  REALLY!!  Then to make matters embarrassingly worse for the would be criminal, he came back for a second round with the door and the door won.  Don't believe me? Here's the video proof: