Central Texas, time to up the "crazy". Finland has raised the crazy drone bar.

You might have heard that people have decided to make the gas station from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre into a Bed & Breakfast. This needs to be incorporated into the plan.

 

I believe we need to make this be a baggage handler. Ring the bell. I dare you.

 

How about how they wake you up. Imagine sleeping soundly, then, at 7am, a Chain Saw starts and revs you up. And when you open your eyes, a drone with chainsaw is hovering above your head. Good Morning, Time to end your day!

Or at least, it should be the way that they cut your toast in the morning.