Chuck Norris CForce Bottled Water Coming to a Store Near You
Get ready, Texas. Chuck Norris is about to roundhouse kick your thirst right in the face.
Yes, coming to an HEB near you this spring is artesian aquifer water from beneath the ground of living meme Chuck Norris' Lone Wolf Ranch in Navasota.
Norris announced this week that his CForce water - previously only available online - would be on grocery store shelves in early 2017. According to the CForce website, the water " provides a clean, smooth taste thanks to its origins in an artesian aquifer that filters pure, nutrient-rich water through volcanic rock that formed over 23 thousand years ago, during the last Ice Age", comes in a fully biodegradable bottle, and benefits Norris' nature conservation and at-risk youth outreach programs.
According to the website, "CFORCE doesn’t flow from the ground; it bursts from an artesian spring with the same unharnessed power and intensity you’d expect from Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick."
Did we mention the spring is artesian? Ok, good.