Fake Pets – Perfect Polly Pet – Pets Destroy Billions of Dollars a Year in Electronics
The other night I forgot to set the "sleep" on the T.V. I was awakened by a tweeting sound. I watched the screen for a bit and thought for sure that I had died and gone to hell. It was one of the worst commercials ever made. It was for a fake pet parakeet. Nope, I'm not drunk, or high, unfortunately I'm dead serious. Check this out for yourself.
It's so stupid. Why would anyone want this? Why would anyone want a fake pet?
This might be why. A survey came out that shows pets damage eight million electronic devices a year, and cost us more than a billion dollars from either biting, chewing, pissing, or vomiting on them. So now I get it. We are an electronic society. If you don't embrace the electronic age you will die. Trust me on this. I was forced to "go electronic" just to do my job. So, here's the future: Fake electronic pets.
This is a good thing. Think how much extra food we can generate by eating birds, dogs, and cats. How nice will it be with each member of the family, that has a smart phone, sitting at the dinner table with a dead parakeet as the main course, and all the while listening to fake parakeet singing in the background. What an image.