The Kentucky Derby celebrated their 139th year over the weekend in Louisville and of course all of the "chosen people" put on their Derby best and headed to town to enjoy all of the tradition...including Miranda Lambert.

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I love a good pastel animal print as much as the next girl, but why why why why does Miranda always pick the most UN-figure flattering things to wear to these shindigs? I just don't get it. Honestly, I blame it on her friends. If she had better friends, they would tell her she looks ridiculous in some of these get-ups.

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As always, her hair and makeup looks flawless and her shoes are great, I just don't understand why out of all the dresses in the whole wide world...THIS is the one she would chose.

No Ma'am.

~Rb