Starbucks Continues to Try to Kill Americans
Harsh title, I know, but caffeine is a drug that is being abused in this country. That being said, Starbucks is offering a deal!
OK no, they will not be turning you into a fat unicorn this time, but they are offering you an extra $10 when you buy an eGift of $10 or more. You have to use Visa Checkout, and if you do you'll score an extra $10 to help speed your heart into cardiac arrest...allegedly.
Look at these three people. They hit the Starbucks at least 45 times a day. They're 8 years old. The one on the left has already broken into her piggy bank and gotten enough nickels to purchase this new card.
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