As a professional procrastinator, I do my taxes on, or about, April 15th.  I did them today and damn near had a heart attack.

"How Q.  How did you damn near have a heart attack?"

Well thanks for asking voice in my head.

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Instead of looking at your "taxable income", figure your taxes by your wages.  It's a good thing I didn't have my cell phone with me, otherwise I'd be getting arrested right now for threatening someone "important".  I guess this the one time of year I happy about not being rich.  Everyone should try this.