I had a conversation today, again, stating that I was the most "normal" person walking on the planet. And, like all other "normal" people, I have a plan for the drug problem if I ever become President.

That plan is simple. Legalize everything. I would also pay for the funeral of anyone who Overdosed. I could subsidize it with all the money I'll be making selling drugs. And, once people stop crying for the loss of a loved one, they'll realize that the population is becoming more controllable.

(Thin The Herd Campaign 2020)

I got the idea one night when I hit a few bars with some friends in Central Texas. I thought for sure that Texas has a serious drug problem. They might, but it turns out its not the worst in the country.

Now, according to the CDC, deaths by drug overdose have hit an all-time high. Up 7% in just one year. Over 40,000 Americans mainlined to the afterlife in 2014 alone.

It's now going against the common sense factor as well. Higher population normally means a better chances of O.Ding? Nope. Turns out now more O.D. deaths are occurring in rural and suburban areas.

And the biggest shocker...One of the biggest states is not on the list. Now for our neighbors...