Three to See – 3 Thoughts Going Through Jamie Garrett’s Mind as He Uses His New Computer Mouse
I never buy the cheapest product. I always buy the 2nd-cheapest product. It's occasionally left me feeling cheap and used. Today was one of those days, thanks to a computer mouse purchase that has me feeling like a Giant version of Bill Gates
My wife says it's because no one uses a mouse anymore because of tablets. I say it's because I bought a cheap product based solely on cost. There was a $14 mouse, but I decided to splurge (I really do stick to buying the 2nd-cheapest- it's how I live) and got the $15 mouse.
That $15 mouse sucks. It's either built for kids or tiny people. I admittedly have small sausage-fingers, but my hand just swallowed this mouse, and I feel like a dainty nobleman using the mouse with my pinkie extended out like I belong on "Downton Abbey".
There came a point when I thought, "This is somewhat comical. I feel like the giant that made it down the beanstalk and tries to assimilate into a tiny world. Jack should have cut that beanstalk down quicker.
"Three to See- 3 Thoughts In My Mind After Plugging in my New Mouse"
- 1
My Fingers Look Like the Legs of an NBA Player Who's Sleeping in a Child's Bed
- 2
This Tiny Mouse Makes My Fingers Look Like ET Trying to Skype Home
- 3
This Has Me Feeling Like I'm Gonna Love and Pet and Caress and Crush and Kill My Mouse Like Lenny From 'Of Mice and Men'