Fake News Alert – UFO Sighting in San Antonio
I love UFO sightings, especially when the local news captures an eyewitness. Alas, this is not that.
It’s a good piece of editing on the part of Benny KeyRose. He took an actual news report and inserted himself as the eye witness.
When I saw the superimposed chyron over the KSAT 12 logo, my heart sank. I was so excited about the perfect UFO witness.
Please watch this and take notes, because if you ever do see a UFO, and are then interviewed by local news, these are the exact things you need to say.
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To review, always try to work in the phrases “up the butt”, “put on the foil”, or “put on the aluminum” when being interviewed by local news after a UFO sighting. Also make sure you make reference to your drinking and smoking habits. And, as a bonus, blame the Chinese.
Thank you Benny KeyRose. Excellent job, sir. I laughed out loud multiple times. I hope you fool a lot of people.