My mom used to make us pigs in a blanket, and it was nothing more than a hot dog wrapped in a croissant.  Gotta love moms pigs in a blanket, but to use a cliche... this ain't your momma's pig in a blanket.

I gained 12 pounds and my blood pressure shot through the roof just WATCHING this video.  Put your cardiologist on-call and press play for more bacon than a St. Patrick's Day parade in Boston.

***PLEASE BE AWARE***

Gratuitous use of profanity, and white guys talking like rappers in general, ahead.  

 

 

 

 

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