A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the evil Galactic Empire hatched a devious plot to destroy the white race...by recruiting a black storm trooper. 

Yes, it seems white supremacists have seen right through Lucasfilm's flashy lightsabers and adorable droids and are warning of the film's true agenda - the promotion of race mixing with the ultimate intent of white extinction! The hashtag #BoycottStarWarsVII is part of their noble social media quest to expose this dastardly plot like so many brave Bothans.

Because in a movie franchise featuring a giant gangster slug who commands a vast criminal empire, a bipedal dog with a laser crossbow and a pilot's license, and...whatever the hell Jar Jar was supposed to be, there's just no room for something so far-fetched and bizarre as a black male lead, especially when the female lead is white and there's a possibility of romance.

This is why we can't have nice things, folks.

But let's forget about the paranoid conspiracy theorists and watch the trailer again! Every time it gets a view, a skinhead's swastika underwear rides up.