Oh dear. People! Please stop trying to mimic the atrocity that is Miley Cyrus' alleged 'twerking' at the MTV Video Music Awards. Because serious consequences might befall you.  Just look at this poor attempted video vixen here. She certainly has all the right ingredients for the perfect 'twerking' video--attitude, outfit, completely absent personality. Yet, she still manages to turn what could have been a mediocre video that no one would have cared about into a perfect viral video sensation. Check out her 'moves' here: