17 Signs You’re From Texas
Let's face it, Texas is obviously the best state in the US.
No matter where you go in the US, there's a certain connotation associated with saying "I'm from Texas". Immediately people imagine cowboy boots, oil rigs, and J.R. Ewing, but you know Texas is so much more than that. If you can relate to any of the following things on the list below, chances are you're from the best state in the U.S.!
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS FOR A COKE, YOU ASK WHAT KIND?
And we all know that Dr. Pepper is the best choice.
YOU WOULD NEVER MAKE THE TERRIBLE DECISION TO ORDER MEXICAN FOOD NORTH OF TEXAS
YOU CAN FIND EVERYONE IN YOUR HOMETOWN AT THE SAME PLACE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS
Clear eyes, full hearts.
YOU MAKE THIS DECISION AT AN EARLY AGE, KNOWING IT WILL DICTATE THE WAY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE
AND NOTHING MAKES YOUR BLOOD BOIL LIKE SOMEONE WHO ROOTS FOR "THAT OTHER TEAM"
YOUR VOCABULARY CONTAINS THE PHRASES, "Y'ALL" AND "FIX'N TO"
As in, "See y'all at the game tonight! We're fix'n to leave right now."
YOU THINK SAYING "BLESS THEIR HEART" MAKES IT OKAY TO TALK TRASH
As in "Bless his heart, he's as ugly as sin".
YOU SHUDDER WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS YOU BREYERS OR BLUE BUNNY
Because you know this is the only acceptable ice cream
THIS IS WHAT YOUR WEATHER FORECAST LOOKS LIKE IN MARCH
YOUR FAMILY TOOK AT LEAST ONE OBLIGATORY TRIP TO THE ALAMO
YOU KNOW "FAIR WEEK" MEANS 1-2 DAYS OFF FROM SCHOOL!
SPEAKING OF FAIRS, YOU'VE PROBABLY HAD AT LEAST 3 DEEP FRIED DESSERTS AT THIS PLACE
DURING ELECTION YEARS, AT LEAST 5 OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS ASK YOU TO SIGN A PETITION FOR TEXAS TO SECEDE FROM THE US
We were, after all, the only state in the US who's ever been their own country.
GROWING UP, YOU SAID THE PLEDGE TO YOUR STATE FLAG AT SCHOOL
"I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas..."
YOUR NFL TEAM CAUSES YOU CONSTANT HEARTACHE
How you felt watching the Texans and Cowboys this season:
FORGET BUDWEISER OR MILLER, THIS IS YOUR GO-TO BEVERAGE
YOUR PARENTS PULLED OVER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD TO TAKE PICTURES IN THESE: