Your Central Texas Horoscope for the Week Is Here

I have been doing my Redneck Astrology on TikTok for a few years, and now I am bringing it to straight to Central Texas via US105.

Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous

We have a Waxing Gibbous moon this week and that means the full moon is coming up soon, and folks are already getting crazy. Expect more drama and bold decisions this week, along with at least one family member declaring today is "the day" they quit their job to start focusing on their YouTube channel.

Your Redneck Horoscope

Aries: You're gettin' all fired up. Chill, dude. It’s just an argument about the thermostat.
Taurus: You're stubborn, but right. Especially about trusting gas station sushi. Everyone knows you get sushi from H-E-B not the QT.
Gemini: Stop talking a mile a minute. Not every thought needs to be shared on group text.
Cancer: While you are feeling all the feels make sure you cry in your truck like an adult and not where everyone can see ya.
Leo: I'm a Leo, and I am also always looking for attention. Just remember that not everything has to be livestreamed.
Virgo: Don't be so judgy week. People aren't perfect and that's fine.
Libra: It seems like you're always trying to keep the peace with everyone, but do NOT agree to float the river with your ex. Some people don't deserve peace.
Scorpio: Here's a fair warning. This week there will be some secrets revealed. You might want to delete your browsing history.
Sagittarius: Stop acting so wild, and do not buy another ATV (save up for the Jeep).
Capricorn: I'm proud that you've been working hard. Just remember, even God took a day off, and he didn't use it to mow the yard.
Aquarius: You're always full of ideas, but half of them are bad ideas. Maybe you shouldn't build a zipline in your backyard.
Pisces: An emotional sponge is the best description I can give you. Try spending a little time alone to reset and definitely stay away from dating apps.

With the moon starting to get full and the heat making people delirious remember, drink some water, mind your business, and if things get particularly weird just blame it on the moon.