Central Texas Horoscopes for June 23 – 29

Redneck Astrology is alive and well this week on US105 just in time for a full moon and a little summer heat that has you questioning your life choices. Like, why did I think mowing the lawn at noon was a good idea?

Moon Phase: It's Almost Full Moon (currently waxing gibbous)

We are nearly to a full moon, and you know what that means. People are going to start acting a little whacky, so don’t be surprised if you see someone buy a kayak for no good reason. They'll probably try to confess their feelings for you after two Bud Lights or pitch you their business plans on how the next crazy energy drink will be pickle juice flavored.

Your Redneck Horoscope

Aries – You just feel like you have more energy than usual, but don’t confuse that as a sign to power wash your house at midnight. Breathe.

Taurus – You love feeling comfortable, but going to Golden Corral three times in a weekend is not considered self-care. It’s probably a red flag.

Gemini – You feel social, but slow down. Not every conversation needs to end in a starting a podcast.

Cancer – Your emotions are high. You may cry over a TikTok about a dog getting adopted. That’s okay, just wear glasses and try to keep it to yourself.

Leo – You want attention this week, but not everything has to end up as a dramatic Facebook post. The group chat probably qualifies.

Virgo – You are over thinking again. Just eat the taco. No one is tracking your calories except you.

Libra – You want to make everybody happy, but saying yes to every invite is just too much. Pick one barbecue, one float trip, and skip the birthday you are dreading.

Scorpio – Something you did in 2019 may rear its ugly head this week. It might be time for you to log out of Snapchat for a while.

Sagittarius – You want to go on an adventure, but before you book a random trip to Arkansas just to clear your head, you might check your bank account first.

Capricorn – You have been working hard for months. Even a chainsaw needs a break - so take a day and stop thinking about mowing the yard.

Aquarius – You have an outlandish idea that you think actually has a chance of working. It probably won’t, but at least it will make for a good story later.

Pisces – You are sensitive and perhaps overly focused on an ex this week. Get outside. Touch some grass. Delete their playlist and move on.

Final Thought:

With the moon almost full and the temperatures rising even faster, remember to drink your water, mind your business, and if someone starts acting weird just say, "Mercury is in microwavable." That usually stops them from talking.