Redneck Astrology : July 14–20, 2025

Central Texans are going to have a lot to look forward to this week, and maybe some stuff to be cautious about as well. We look to the stars for some guidance on how to navigate the next seven days.

Moon Phase

This week's lunar energy is a Waning Gibbous Moon en route to Last Quarter Moon. You better clean up shop both emotionally and physically. The moon is waning and so is your drama.

Sun Transit

The Sun is still in Cancer, which means heightened feelings (like your buddy Dave after two beers and a Merle Haggard song), and Mercury is in Leo, so everyone is gonna be yappin' more than usual. If you hear somebody starting a, "I coulda gone pro" conversation, just nod and smile.

Venus Transit

Venus is in Gemini which means flirty fun, the enjoyment of life, and possibly some we regret texting by Thursday.

Mars Transit

Mars is in Virgo, so you need to focus on fixing things, putting order to chaos (if you have chaos), and possibly even alphabetizing your tackle box.

Weekly horoscopes:

♈ Aries
You are in the mood to get stuff done, so put that fire energy toward something productive like mowing the lawn or cleaning out the truck bed.

♉ Taurus
Hold up bull, slow down. Money may be tight this week and do not fall for those "limited time only" BBQ smoker deals, they will still be there.

♊ Gemini
You have charisma oozing from you so use it suggested Oxford comma. If you can use it to get out of chores that would be great, but if you can lure someone to give you the good float on the river, even better.

♋ Cancer
Feelings? (All of them.) Cry at the country song. Hug your mama. Eat the casserole. This is your timeframe, you crabby feeling person. Get after it!

♌ Leo
You are loud & proud and are likely to have hot takes about life. Just remember not everything requires your take and someone else's fish fry is not one of them you need to comment on.

♍ Virgo
Mars has you hustling harder after a pot of coffee than Bocephus. Slow down for a second. You likely will not solve all the problems in the world with just duct tape and zip ties.

♎ Libra
People are counting on you to hold peace. Good luck with that. Consider bringing snacks as a way to calm the masses, at a minimum.

♏ Scorpio
You are preparing for an intense week. When interacting with your partner just to they are not a Netflix crime documentary and try asking nicely for once.

♐ Sagittarius
You have thoughts about freedom and road trips, so go with the flow, just don't forget to check your oil and pack some extra toilet paper.

♑ Capricorn
Week to create and hold firm boundaries. Set boundaries like you would a fence on your property & use a 'No Trespassing' sign if you can.

♒ Aquarius
You're focused on the bigger picture again. That's great and good to have those thoughts but make sure you're focused on the little big things too, like taking out the trash.

♓ Pisces
You are bobbing along the waves of your feelings like a canoe with a hole in it. Patch that canoe, and try to be more aware of you're taking everything personally.

That is part of this week's cosmic cornbread. As always: The stars may guide you, but your cousin Bobby Joe bad ideas are all on him.