Texans are pros at staying cool in the summer. They're also pretty good at getting liquored up.
When you're baking next to the pool on a typical July day in Texas, you might also need to cool your insides while you tan the outsides. You might want to try some of these cocktail ideas.
Peach Moscato Wine Slushies
What will we do with all this ice?
This drink will be perfect if you're chowing down on some Chinese take-out.
Wiskey Peach Slush
Don't feel secure enough in your "manhood" to drink some umbrella cocktail. Screw it! Get a Whiskey on the rocks...the fruity rocks.
Laffy Taffy Daiquiri
Shake that Laffy Taffy! What!
If you love the Laffy Taffy, but you can't afford a hooker, try the candy. No, not the hooker called Candy, she's booked through the summer already. The kiddy candy. And of course, the rum.
Capri Sun Slushies
Everyone love a refreshing Capri Sun, as long as you can get the FN straw in the pouch first.
"Screw it! Get me a cup and some scissors!"
Now's a good time to add ice and tequila as well.
Sour Apple Smash
If you're green with envy over your neighbors pool set up, break out the kiddy pool and the vodka.