If you're looking for a pet, but want something that your friends might find slightly disturbing, put down that ferret catalog, because this is the animal for you!

Tonik is a Poodle/Shih Tzu mix who somehow got the face of a person. Look at his face. It's like you simultaneously want to give him a hug and also stick your hand in a frying pan. Tonik was rescued from a Kentucky kill shelter and is now in Indiana.

If you're interested in adopting Tonik, the Homeward Bound Animal Welfare Group requires you to pick him up, because they want to meet you and make sure you're not going to Michael Vick the little guy, and also because it would be sad to stuff a dog in a box and mail it. Seriously, the dog has problems enough with that mug.