The folks working the air traffic control tower at a Houston airport recently got an ear full when a pilot went on a tirade lamenting about his, shall we say, lack of action as of late.

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Warning! The video at the bottom of this article could be offensive to some folks, so listen at your own risk. He takes shots at older women, gay men, and obese women.

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So, reading between the lines here a little, it seems like the pilot is used to hooking up with flight attendants, and that well has begun to dry up and he is not happy about it.


In this man's opinion, flight attendants now fall under one of three categories, and he wants nothing to do with any of them.


 About halfway through the video, the pilot then puts the city of Houston, Texas in his scope. He claims that Houston is "easiest one of the ugliest places.  

 

Finally, someone in the tower lets this rascal know that they have been hearing everything. The pilot jumps back on the radio and claims that it was not them. Regardless of how offensive the monologue is to some, many in the comments section stated that they would love to fly with a guy like this.


 

Check out the video below:

 

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