The Angry Orchard EX-CHANGE is the Breakup Therapy Texas Needed

It’s the season for love. Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, Texas—but that doesn’t mean everyone is in a lovey-dovey mood. Some people are trying to get over breakups, going through a healing journey, or simply choosing not to date, and you know what? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Especially if you were in a relationship you had no business being in. The older we get, the more we realize some people are just walking red flags—and we need to stay as far away from them as possible… yes, including your ex-boyfriends and girlfriends.

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Don’t Throw It Away! Trade Your Ex’s Crap for Free Cider

I’ve never really looked at an ex negatively. I’ve always felt like an ex is more of an example of what not to do—or an exit plan away from a red flag. And if I’m being honest, I don’t have hard feelings toward most of my exes. There are two, though, that I wish I could’ve included in the Angry Orchard exchange. According to Angry Orchard, closure can be quite simple. They’re giving people a chance to finally get the closure they never received from their ex-boyfriends or girlfriends. If your ex abandoned their belongings at your place for months—or even years—and never came back to pick them up, guess what? The Angry Orchard Ex-Change Kit is here to help.

Angry Orchard Just Made Getting Dumped in Texas a Whole Lot Better

Here’s how it works: you send your ex’s leftover belongings to the Angry Orchard Cider House. Once they receive the items, their team sends you cash to put toward a case of hard cider. How amazing is that? You get rid of negative energy cluttering your space, and in return, you get a delicious, refreshing drink. I’ve heard of payback on an ex, but this right here? Not only is it genius—it’s refreshing. This year, we’re not letting our ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends get the best of us. We’re raising a glass and saying cheers to new beginnings with the Angry Orchard Ex-Change Kit.