Miley Cyrus said a lot of crazy stuff in Rolling Stone for her cover feature, in both the published piece and the nuggets and quotes that were not incorporated in the story. Her latest statements about her VMA persona being an adult baby -- a creepy, sexy baby -- are actually the creepiest, least sexy things she has said.

Yes, this quote tops her discussion of cocaine and weed and her comments about Kanye West being her homie. This takes the cake, since there is no such thing as a creepy, sexy baby. There just isn't!

"I know what I'm doing. I know I'm shocking you. When I'm dressed in that teddy bear thing, I think that's funny," she said in the outtakes about her attire. "I was saying yesterday, I had this obsession about this character that's like an adult baby. Like, if you see a baby do something like that, it's so warped and weird, but there's something creepily hot about it. So when I'm in that teddy bear suit, I'm like a creepy, sexy baby."

Yeah, we have no idea what a creepy, sexy baby is. That's all you, Miley. All you.

Other things that creep her out? Cats. Shh, don't tell renowned cat lovers Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. "Cats are f--king creepy. Oh my God, cats are creepy," Cyrus wailed. "Every time I see a cat, I think it's gonna turn on me. It's gonna turn for the worst. I don't ever see loyalty in cats. They're gonna scratch you, and then run away. Same with little dogs."

Cyrus, who loves her dogs more than people, as evidenced in her 'Wrecking Ball' video, explained that she doesn't like lap dogs. "Did you know Yorkies were bred to kill mice in the Queen's palace? I had a Yorkshire Terrier -- and if I was a rat, it definitely would have eaten me. And Chihuahuas are the most scary animals on the planet. I'm terrified of Chihuahuas."

Maybe it's Miley who's creepy? Just sayin'.