What's going on?

Meh!
Columbus Day is a "Whatever" holiday. We don't even get cake.
Texans Love The Shape of Their State and Here's Why
Nothing can change the shape of things to come.
The New York Times has made a rather astute, yet obvious observation about Texans and their relationship to their home state.  Specifically, Texans like the shape of Texas and feel that the look of the state itself is iconic...