affluenza teen

Ethan Couch, aka the "affluenza teen" finally had his day of reckoning today after killing four people helping a stranded motorist in Texas while driving drunk in 2013. Since he was a minor at the time, he received 10 years of probation...

Since Couch was moved to the facility Friday, Sheriff Anderson has called the teen a "model prisoner" who pretty much watches exercise videos and eats Blue Bell ice cream.

If someone isn't developing a sitcom for the ridiculousness of "affluenza teen" Ethan Couch, you're welcome for the inspiration (and I would like an EP credit). Apart from the tragedy of what I have no problem calling murder, this brat's escapades are ripe for comedy...