Big Q Tip

Money equals happiness.  We were always told growing up that "no it don't".  Turns out it does.

Hey Gang, Time again for the Big Q Tip.  I got to thinking yesterday, after I wrote about getting fired from the “real” job that I had.  The thing I hated the most was the dress code.

Hey Gang, Big Q here to toss you a tip.  A few years back I got tired of the radio biz and decided to try my hand at a “real” job.  I actually dressed in nice clothes, combed my hair, and had shoes that needed to be shined.  It was god awful...

Hey Gang, Slept in today so I really didn’t have any “Tip” planned, but as I was looking for a parking space this morning, I sort of fell into one.

Good-day Gang, Big Q with a tip about society.  We start off with a question; How many times do we need to say thank you? An old friend stopped by yesterday on her way to her new job in New York City.  NEW YORK CITY?! , and she asked me if I wanted any “Thank You” cards. “Why the #*%# would I want “Thank You” cards? “Q”, she says, “in society we send thank you cards when we want to thank someone.”

Hey Gang, Big Q with a tip for you. Let’s start with a story from Europe.  Ikea has pulled its balls on the shelves.  I love Europe, there so “open”, I mean pulling on your balls in public…it’s so Sweden.  I remember this one time, when I was stationed in Germany, we all planned on going to Sweden.

Hey Gang, How did you enjoy the best award show you’ll see this year?  Wasn’t it great!  It’s combination of Rianna, and other boob jokes; over the top musical numbers, done with help of a “gay” choir; bringing in the “geeks” with a “Star Trek” moment; tying that in with the “routines” that were on the risky side, which gave us the best musical number of the evening, “I Saw Your Boobs”... Read Mor

Hey Gang Big Q Tip time once again.  It seems there are some women out there who are self conscience about their weight.  I realize that it’s hard to believe but it’s true.  Well here’s a tip.  If you want "no pressure" on your weight, then date a fat guy.  We don’t care.  Really.  Are you giving us love? Then we're fine, eat what you want.  That would be a great feeling to have right? 

Hey Gang, Big Q back again.  Must be a weekday.  Just read a story about another music fest in Austin.  Must be a weekday.  This one was called Psych Fest.  Nope, not Psychics, psychedelic music fest.  Yea, people get high with music playing in the background.  If this sounds like your back bedroom, this could be a “fest” for you. That got me thinking about festivals.

Big Q Tip   Hey Gang, Had a call over the weekend asking if I’m going to the big wedding in Minnesota this summer, alas no.  I still have a “blood clot” issue so stuffing my bulk into a plane seat, or in a car seat for many hours is a no-no.  But it struck a memory from my past that leads into the tip of the day.