Funny News

Burger King wants you to go to McDonald's to get a Whopper for a penny. It's part of their new 'Whopper Detour' promotion, and it's both brilliant and petty.

In yet another case of "who needed a study to prove this?", researchers found that a woman who snuggles with her pooch at night can expect to get better sleep.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear handcuffs.

If you're trying to convince a police officer that you're not drunk during a sobriety test, a spontaneous dance probably ain't the way to do it.

Most of us tried to forge sick notes for gym or signatures on permission slips when we were in school, but one Texas 2nd grader went the whole nine yards and wrote a note to get herself out of school entirely...and it worked!

No one showed up to Scott Kelly's Super Bowl party – probably because he was 250 miles above the earth.

The fact that two drunk Australian guys in shorts and flip-flops stopped a robbery would make an interesting story alone, but it was when they gave the most stereotypicaly Aussie interview of all time that it became the stuff of legend.

Fast food got a little extra salty Saturday when Wendy's one-upped Burger King on Twitter.

Ladies, you should never let a guy who can't take a hint pressure you into giving him a phone number, but if it comes to that, here's a great way to fend off further advances.

A Florida woman who tried to weasel her way out of responsibility for a hit and run was turned in by her car.