Matt Singer Is Stupid

Inspired by the movie franchise (and its new Xbox game), IHOP has an entire Indiana Jones menu. We ate it all.

Have I been changed for good? I’m definitely not defying gravity.

My intestines are going to get altogether ooky.

In honor of the new sequel, Denny’s created bizarre foods like a “Beetlejuicy Burger.”

Inspired by the new kids movie, IHOP has new items including blue pancakes and a French toast sandwich. We ate all of it.

“Chimichanga Chaser”? “Adamantium Orange”? Yes, there are now Coca-Cola flavors for Deadpool and Wolverine for a limited time.

How cereal, beverages, and fast food became big business for movies.

Is it scrumdiddlyumptious?

(They were half off at the dollar store.)

It is a whopper of a movie tie-in food.