Stupid Criminal of the Day

Today's STUPID CRIMINAL...On Friday morning, a burglar tried to break into a bar in Chicago, but couldn't get in . . . because the door said "PUSH" and he kept trying to PULL.

If you've ever been on the receiving end of an ATOMIC WEDGIE, a wedgie is so powerful, the waistband actually makes it the whole way over your HEAD, it ain't fun

We usually take time out of our day to do a "Stupid Criminal Of The Day."  But this time we have a twist.