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The Stupid News Network has seen the many different ways stupid criminals get caught for their alleged crimes, but "conviction by cucumber" isn't something we've seen... until now!!

The Stupid News Network takes a look at what happens when a deranged man in a standoff with police doesn't have access to a gun.  Even if gun control doesn't make us any safer, it sure makes the world a lot funnier. WCAX News reports 28-year-old Todd Koshinsky, of Brattleboro, Vermont, was being investigated by Brattleboro's finest for violation of a protective order when he decided to fight back.

Sometimes a father's eternal love for his child goes too far, as this Stupid News Network Update from Oakland County, Michigan proves to the world.

The quest for love has left many a man writhing in agony at the utterly stupid things they've been caught doing for the sake of love... or lust.  The Stupid News Network is usually there to report the aftermath.  Could we now play matchmaker for someone stupid?

Sometimes a Stupid News Network Update is hard to find.  Not that there aren't plenty of stupid people doing stupid things, but I tire quickly of the stories involving kids or a gruesome death.  That's why I was pleasantly surprised to find today's SNN Update.

We've all heard the phrase, "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time".  It's pretty straight forward, unless of course, we're dealing with Florida.  When Floridiots are involved, all bets are out the window... and it gives us a chance for a Stupid News Network Update.

The Stupid News Network, in its ongoing pursuit to end stupidity worldwide, is at a moral crossroads.  What happens when stupid people express their 2nd amendment right to bear arms in a stupid way?