A seemingly innocent tip jar, snatched away from its rightful home, leaving patrons and staff alike stunned and speculating about the audacious culprit behind the caper.
Hey Gang,
So I was late for work the the other day, the reason; leaky pipes. I do dishes by hand and I like to soak them before I wash them. So first thing in the morning, while my eggs are frying, I'm doing last nights dishes. I'll empty the dirty water and fill the sink with fresh soapy water and scrub away my nightmares.
Hey Der, Big Q here, well it suddenly hit me last night that society wants newly weds to begin life in debt. One of the first big expenses you are faced with are the rings, and I began to think. Why? Why buy a ring?
Hey gang, Brandi, our traffic manager, always complains this time of year about how cold it is outside. She was born and raised right here in Central Texas, so for her, 28 degrees mornings are cold. When I give her grief about not knowing what “cold” is, she comes back with southern jargon that should not be spoken aloud, let alone typed in a story. The PG translation comes out being “
Big Q Tip.
Title – Sink shot.
Opinions express are Big Q’s and not necessary those of this station and/or it’s advertisers. You’re encouraged to have your own opinion. That’s a scary thought isn’t. Here’s something that’s also scary.
Time for the Big Q Tip. All opinions blah blah blah are his, don’t necessarily reflect anyone in business, or human for that matter. As I was sitting home alone eating supper the other night I had an epiphany. Ladies, stop trying.
Life is hard. And as a public service I, the Big Q, have been asked to do my share and help a listener out. I should say first and foremost, the opinions expressed are mine and not necessarily those of this station and/or it's advertisers. Listen on at your own risk. Today’s Title…One more to the List.