Some retired military folks claim that Texas kids are to fat to fight. Them sound like fighting words.

"Too Fat, Frail, and Out-of-Breath to Fight" is a report, recently issued by a group of retired military leaders, that claims 73% of young people in Texas would not be able to serve in the military if called upon.

The national average is 71%.

The study also shows that asthma is a growing problem. It seems the study, which was completed in the fall of 2015, shows that 7% of young Texans would not be able to serve because of the breathing condition.

So if the country gets attacked, I guess Texas kids will just have to sit on the porch, with their inhalers. Oh yea, and all their guns. Tough to call someone "Fatty" with a bullet in their head, I'd say.