The Oscar! This is for the ones who fell Asleep!
Well it’s over for another year. The Oscars! I was looking forward to it, kinda like you look forward to the birth of your second child, then when it starts happening you remember the pain. Well about an hour in, I remembered the pain. The Oscars hurt cause it takes soooo loooong to get to good categories. Then, it’s embarrassing when they cut the speeches off for the awards nobody cares about. I feel sorry of those hair and makeup and cinematography and costume and editing people. So Sorry, that I left. Hey! I had to go to bed. Last thing I saw was Anne Hathaway winning for best Supporting Actress. Hey, I gotta get up early in the morning. Well if you missed the good awards, Here they are:
BEST MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)( I picked this one right so it goes first)
Mychael Danna for "Life of Pi
BEST PICTURE
"Argo"
BEST ACTOR
Daniel Day-Lewis for "Lincoln"
BEST ACTRESS
Jennifer Lawrence for "Silver Linings Playbook"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway for "Les Miserables"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christoph Waltz for "Django Unchained"
BEST DIRECTOR
Ang Lee for "Life of Pi"
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
"Argo"
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
"Django Unchained"
BEST ANIMATED FILM
"Brave"
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
"Amour"
BEST MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)
"Skyfall" from "Skyfall" (Music and Lyric by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth)
Here is a bunch of other stuff that happened. Aren’t you glad some people get paid to do this?