The Video That Will Haunt Your Nightmares Until the Day You Die
You've seen the video I posted showing the snake going "cobra-style" in a bush outside my house. Now you can see the second video that will forever haunt my dreams.
Why anyone would ever keep a snake as a pet is beyond me. Snakes are best viewed with an inch-thick piece of glass between us. You can't take snakes for walks. A snake won't curl up in your lap. A snake won't help you pick up chicks (at least not any chicks I'd be interested in). Why?
With that in mind, I present to you the craziest snake owner in the world. The moment I saw this snake doing its little "trick", I knew I'd never again feel safe. I've begun locking my doors even more vigilantly than I did before. I've started leaving the lights on at night like I'm a 4-year old that's afraid of the boogie man. I'm not safe. None of us are safe, thanks to this video:
Of course, this is the video that was first etched into my brain. It's a video I took right outside my front door. We still haven't found the snake. The animal control guy had no idea what kind of snake is in this video. In other news, I have a 3 bedroom, 2 bath home for sale in Temple.