Hey Gang,

February is less than a week away, which means the most horrific holiday is not far behind.  If you're tired of getting the standard flowers, balloons, and/or chocolate, try this.  Edible meat underwear.

I know what you're thinking.  Gross!  How can you order meat through the mail!  Wait, that's what's great, you make it yourself!  All you'll need is 2 pounds of ground beef, 3 Original Slim Jims, 3/4 cups Soy Sauce, 2 tbsp Hot Sauce, and 1 tsp. liquid smoke.  As for seasoning, you can season it the way you like.

Utensils, or tools, that you'll need include a dehydrator, rolling pin, parchment paper and an X-acto knife.

Check this out if you want more in-depth instructions, and pictures.

Now you might be asking, "WHY"!

Quite simply, you both could be lovers of meat.  Personally, I would use this as a deterant.  Say people are coming over for diner.  Your significant other didn't "O.K. it" with you and you're pissed.  Instead of creating a fight, simply acquiesce and volunteer to cook.  Make the undies, ring the dinner bell, and walk out.  Dinner is served.  You just might start a fun party.  But, more than likely, those people will never come back again.  You know what else won't happen again?  Your loved one will never "not" ask you about guest again.  Or you'll break up. Either way, you made your point.

It also gives new meaning to the phrase "Where's the Beef". Of course now it should be, "Wears the Beef"