Of all the dumb reasons to call 911 – and there have been plenty – this may be the dumbest.

Police in Hollywood, Florida arrested Mary Jaggers after she called 911 six times to report there were drunk people at a bar.

Jaggers allegedly demanded cops arrest all of the intoxicated folks inside the watering hole, claiming she was simply trying to prevent people from drunk driving.

Jaggers was charged with misusing 911 and possessing hydrocodone, which may explain the outlandish behavior.