Let me school you on something, it is very hard to reason with a two year old.  They are obstinate, all knowing creatures, and we are blessed to inhabit their world.  Any 2 year old will tell you that. (Though not in those words of course, there would be more screaming and stomping of the feet involved).

So check out this video of a Dad's re-enactment of a conversation with his 2 year old daughter.  What made me crack up, the two year old is played by a grown man!