Like a good Presidential Primary, Rick Perry is out.

It was two hours of torture last night on 'Dancing With The Stars'. Whomever invented the 2-hour Elimination show should be strung up.

If it were the 1970s, little children would've got a lot of exercise as their parents would yell at them to get up and change the channel.

So in case you missed it, and odds are you did, the former Governor of Texas got the boot. He somehow didn't outlast Ryan Lochte, so he must've been a real bad dancer. If you get canned before the 'most hated douche in America', then you just need to stop dancing in public and resign to your private quarters.