I can't tell you the number of changes I've found on my phone over the years after getting it back from a child.  Siri was changed to a British man's voice once.  Another time Siri spoke Mandarin Chinese.  My son even had Siri convinced my name was Australian Butt Monkey.The most fun I have with the kids and my phone is getting it back with a hundred selfies taken.  Yesterday I came across 17 selfies taken by Logan over a 10-second period in time.  Crazy.

What's a dad to do with a gang-load of selfies?  Make a GIF.


Check out a handful of photos/screenshots I came across this morning as I deleted over 1,200 photos and videos, most taken by my knuckleheads.




  • The questions start simply enough

  • If at first you don't succeed....

  • Siri Wants None of This 7-Year-old Trap Question

  • At least He's Not Googling 'Murder'

  • Siri Tells Him the Same Thing I Tell Him