If you have a friend or family member that works in Law Enforcement then today is the day where you MUST be nice to them!

Why? Because January 9th is National Law Enforcement Day, and what better way to celebrate the real-life heroes in uniform than with a touch of humor and appreciation?

If you have a police officer in your life or if you happen to run into someone in Law Enforcement that could use a good chuckle today then show them some love with these law enforcement-themed pickup lines that will surely make their day – and hopefully even get a chuckle out of them instead of a parking ticket!

Law Enforcement Related Pick-up lines: 

  • "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you."
  • "Are you a police officer? Because you just made my heart race in a no-speed-limit zone."
  • "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.
  • "Somebody call the cops, because it MUST be illegal to look that good!
  • "Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?!
  • "Are you a detective? Because you just cracked the case of stealing my heart.
  • "Are you a traffic cop? Because you've got 'stop' written all over you, and I can't resist."
  • "Are you a police siren? Because every time I see you, my heart races and I pull over."
  • "Is it illegal to look as good as you do?"

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