So amazing even Garfield would be impressed.

There are certain foods that I love to hate. Meaning if I see it, I want to eat it till it's all gone. I feel if I eat all of it, I'll save the rest of the planet from having to deal with it. Potato Chips, any kind, except Dill Pickle flavored.

Hershey's Kisses. This was really bad this past Christmas when they made all of them with broken loops on top of the kiss. It was like I was a quality control officer and I had to get rid of all the defective kisses.

I'll be honest. When it comes to real food, Lasagna is binge food for me. Like a bag of chips, I don't feel right about life unless I eat all of it. This recipe just might be the death of me.

For one thing, I'm just not seeing enough meat and cheese between the noodles. O.K. let's talk serving size. When they first took it out of the pan I looked at it and thought..."4 pieces". Then they just cut off a sliver of it, I was like...Nope. Don't be stingy you S.O.B.

For those of you who like to make your own noodles, the recipe below will show you how to do that. God help us all.