Somewhere in my memory I remember watching a TV show and the person on TV saying that it was not possible to eat six crackers in 30 seconds or less.  While shopping last night I picked up some crackers to test this theory.  Luckily I work at a radio station so I am never at a loss for guinea pigs.

First up is Michael Behan, outstanding afternoon drive DJ on K1017.  Never satisfied with failure, he tried not one, but three times and FAILED EVERY TIME!  Enjoy his demise!

Since he ran out of spit this time he tries to start with water in his mouth... FAIL!

Since starting with water in his mouth didn't work, this time he tries to start with a bottle of water in his hand.  Fail...

Stay tuned for more attempts at this challenge!