We've heard all the Chuck Norris lines by now, and each one is funnier than the next.  Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn... the grass is just too scared to grow.  Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... it's just too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.  We've heard them all, and now we find that it's all been a lie.  Chuck Norris, who still holds his title as the baddest American to walk the planet, has lost his global title to a still-unnamed Spanish man.  This mystery bad-@ss took down a charging bull in the streets of the Spanish city of Malaga... WHILE WEARING A RED SHIRT!!  Don't believe me?  Bestow your eyes upon this: