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Texas Couple’s ‘Next-Level’ Dad Jokes Go Viral at H-E-B
Everyone loves 'Dad' jokes. These are the jokes everyone rolls their eyes at but they're memorable and make you chuckle because they're so bad.
A Texas couple with a YouTube series called the "Toni and Jesse Show" has made almost 7 million people laugh on Distractify with their video staged at H-E-B called Dad Jokes and Grocery Shopping.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was so-dapressing.
Probably one of my favorites:
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta!
Check out the video and queue the eyerolls. But I bet you'll crack a smile at some of these jokes.
Stuart Franklin, Getty Images
H-E-B was the setting for another viral video they did a month ago when Toni was forced to use a motorized wheelchair after spraining her ankle.
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