10 Reasons You’re Not Going Out Tonight (GIFs)
Buh-bye pants. Hello Netflix.
Let's be honest. As much as we all try to act like we are the life of the party, sometimes it's wayyyy better to just be by ourselves, doing nothing. Rather than forcing yourself to go out tonight, maybe it's time to treat yourself to a night at home. Below are the top 10 reasons why it feels way better to veg out on your couch than go out and pretend to be social.
The most obvious reason to stay in. Why would I got out when I could rewatch season 3 of The Office instead? However, be warned. Netflix can be a slippery slope. I've found myself finishing entire seasons of the Vampire Diaries and PLL in less than 3 days. (More times than I care to admit).
YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR SWEATPANTS ON (AND YOUR BRA OFF)
Once I get in my comfy clothes, good luck getting me in a pair of jeans for the rest of the night.
BECAUSE TAKING A SHOWER SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST THING EVER
Seriously? You want me to wash my hair? And then there's that burst of terrible cold air the second you get out. No thanks.
YOU'D RATHER CLAW YOUR EYES OUT THAN MAKE CONVERSATION WITH STRANGERS
Ughh. You want me to make small talk and be charming? Pass.
BECAUSE DOMINOS DELIVERS
It's like happiness in a cardboard box.
YOU REFUSE TO RE-APPLY ALL THE MAKEUP YOU ALREADY RUBBED OFF
Unless a fairy godmother appears and dresses me magically, it's not happening.
BECAUSE CANCELLING PLANS IS LITERALLY THE BEST INSTANT RELIEF EVER
You know what's better than doing things? Not doing anything at all.
IT'S TOO CHILLY/RAINY/HUMID OUTSIDE
Ughh. You want me to bring a jacket and put on close toed shoes? Too.Much.Work.
YOUR COUCH IS WAY MORE COMFORTABLE THAN BAR STOOLS
If we go out, will there be blankets and pillows that I can snuggle with? Didn't think so.
BECAUSE ONE GLASS OF WINE COST TWICE AS MUCH AS A WHOLE BOTTLE OF ANDRE
Umm, it's simple math. Why pay $10 for cheap chardonnay, when I can buy a bottle of champs for $5?