Cooking Bacon On A Silencer [Watch]
In order to demonstrate just how American you are you must find different ways to cook bacon. This is widely known. Some people use a cast iron, or teflon coated skillet. Maybe you use an electric skillet. Others use the oven and put their bacon on a cookie sheet.
I prefer this method personally. There's nothing more American than guns, silencers, and bacon. Don't do this at home kids. Watch!